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Why zero chance?
It's a weird ass language. When you start, it feels easy because rules are rigid. Then you try to build longer sentences PROPERLY and you feel that it is cumbersome. Finally you try to talk to native speakers, and you see that native speakers also think it is cumbersome and they omit 50% of rules in dailyspeak. Then, your brain turns into a mush which cannot decide if past is ok here or do I do perfekt to not look like a posh journalist. Do I use genitive like a properboi or dativ like a correct streetboi? Oh wait, they call it Cola (female) in Germany but Cola (male) in Austria? Wait what? it's not country specific but much more local than that and you can be wrong while in a car?
It's a mess.
The complexity, probably. I am decent in French, rudimentary Spanish. I think I'd go about getting a better handle on those before German. And then, if I choose to step away from the romantic languages, it's probably for Chinese, Korean, or Japanese. So I shouldn't say zero, zero isn't real, but it's close to zero.
So it's not some anti-german thing. Ich habe einen Bruder, I've got a little German, my girlfriend in high school took it, but I just don't see it in my future. In fact, besides working and taking care of my family until I die, I don't see much else.