A Boring Dystopia

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Forget Netflix, Volkswagen locks horsepower behind paid subscription (www.autoexpress.co.uk)

submitted 4 weeks ago by kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

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[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think it should be a cryptocurrency micro-transaction model, skip to the end stage and get it over with. You buy 100 Volkscoins, each minute over 200hp costs 10 VC. Each minute over 0hp costs 1 VC so be sure to keep a large balance unless you want to be stranded. Turbo boost economy mode costs 35 Volksmini, e.g. 40 Volksmini = 1 Volkscoin. But every other Tuesday you can buy a Volksmega (999 VC) for 30% off, isn't that generous?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Volkscoin is such a cursed word it made me shudder.

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

"We have three tiers: VolksFan, VolksMan, and VolksFührer..."