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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Armed units show up and arrest the stabbed bobby for not having a dying license

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

"Wait wait wait, I am not dead!"

"Do you have a bleeding licence then?"

"Fuck me..."