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How is it indeed (lemmy.ml)

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

My phone went dead, then i looked around the room and the lightz go out, I look out the window and there's a huge mushroom cloud in the distance (apparantly my dream brain remembered that emp kills electronics), then I wake up, but I can't fucking move my body (or at least that's how I remembered it, perhaps I'm mixing it up with a different memory of the time when I got sleep paralysis)

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Man, FUCK nuclear apocalypse dreams. Always get me waking up in a cold sweat, all confused and panicked. Why can our own minds be so awful to themselves?