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Break Things !== Move Fast (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The boss wanted me to find savings, so I started unplugging servers.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that what Elon did when he bought Twitter? Just randomly started unplugging shit?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, all those microservices.

And then shit started breaking.

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But did you do it fast?