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Break Things !== Move Fast (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 15 hours ago by jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 30 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

My company says it wants to move fast and break things but they really just want you to move fast and get mad when things break 🫠

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 hours ago

tbf, the breakage isn't supposed to be internal, but external. Old worn in structures, bureaucratic overhead, etc

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 hours ago

Break things... Just not the things that affect me!

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 18 points 7 hours ago

"Everybody knows you can have it done well, fast, or cheap. Pick two."

"No! All three! All the time! Zero drawbacks! All profits and benefits! I am a very good and visionary boss. Have some room temperature Little Caesar's on the house and make me rich."