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submitted 12 hours ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 23 points 12 hours ago

At press time, sources confirmed the cat had decided to sleep in a laundry hamper full of dirty towels.

At least they are dirty! How many times have I got to check my stack of folded laundry only to find it was an appetizing spot for a mid-day snooze.