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[โ€“] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 19 points 9 hours ago

At press time, sources confirmed the cat had decided to sleep in a laundry hamper full of dirty towels.

At least they are dirty! How many times have I got to check my stack of folded laundry only to find it was an appetizing spot for a mid-day snooze.

[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

My family has an elegant solution: we all sleep in the same bed (there's only two of us).