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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

How about just in case I grease all nipples I get my hands on.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Does your manager have nipples?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Could you milk them, Greg?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 16 hours ago

i've got nipples greg, could you grease me?

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

*outraged mooing*