this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2025
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[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

In this house, we grease daily, young man!

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

How about just in case I grease all nipples I get my hands on.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 6 hours ago

i've got nipples greg, could you grease me?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Does your manager have nipples?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Could you milk them, Greg?

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

*outraged mooing*

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

actually enjoy doing this. greasing machines is fun

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Just did it for a tractor. Was not fun.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

ew, in the snow? were the zerks in stupid places?

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

my condolences 😔 I do admit all of the machines I touched were easy and didn't require crawling

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

this is so sweet

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago
[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 hours ago

It's important to not let them seize up. otherwise they won't flow when they need to. you'd hate to not be able to get lube through.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Gen z calls it zerking off.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 hours ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Hardly seems sufficient