In this house, we grease daily, young man!
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2025
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How about just in case I grease all nipples I get my hands on.
i've got nipples greg, could you grease me?
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Does your manager have nipples?
Could you milk them, Greg?
*outraged mooing*
actually enjoy doing this. greasing machines is fun
Just did it for a tractor. Was not fun.
ew, in the snow? were the zerks in stupid places?
Naturally, yes.
my condolences 😔 I do admit all of the machines I touched were easy and didn't require crawling
this is so sweet
It's important to not let them seize up. otherwise they won't flow when they need to. you'd hate to not be able to get lube through.
It's called "zerking".
Gen z calls it zerking off.
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Hardly seems sufficient