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Cracker Barrel gets welcome (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by salty_chief@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wait. Is it called Cracker Barrel cuz the logo is a cracker leaning on a barrel? Never put that together.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No its a barrel of hard tack (aka crackers). Supposed to be old timely grocery store version of a water cooler.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I love this running gag.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hard tack is absolutely not crackers, lol. You will chip a tooth trying to bite into it. Best to soak in your coffee first to soften up.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Modern crackers are the end product of what started as a convenience food for soldiers and sailors, recorded as far back as 1190. Known as hard tack or ship's biscuit, they were made out of a mixture of grain and/or legume flour and water, shaped into tablets, then baked until brick hard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_(food)

Hardtack (or hard tack) is a type of dense cracker made from flour, water, and sometimes salt. Hardtack is very inexpensive and long-lasting, allowing it to be used for sustenance in the absence of perish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardtack

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, you got me there.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 day ago

oh, the only reason I knew that was thanks to the Townsends YouTube channel. absolutely a fascinating historical channel, if you have any interest in that sort of thing. they focus primarily on 18th century living, and also some 17th century as well.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Best improvised weapon available. Nobody expects a hard tack to the head

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

They really are like bricks.

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Crackers used to be shipped in barrels.

Naturally they got really nasty really fast. It wasn’t until they invented sealed packaging we more or less have now that they became tolerable. It was kinda a bad thing to name a restaurant after.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cracker barrel went out the window with the Mail Pouch cut plug chawin' by the stove.

Changed the approach of the traveling' salesman. Made it pretty hard...

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

But you've got to know the territory

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

I assume it's a Barrelof Crackers, but I dunno.