Calm down grandpa, your blood pressure can't take it.

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us

When you're talking about actionable threats, I.E. real world violence, but want to appear only hypothetical, the meme is, "I'd kill X in Minecraft.".

It'll do that sometimes.

This guy really thinks he's never gonna die. I'll be surprised if he survives this upcoming term, and not even from a Minecraft related cause, just poor health.

I think they'd be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it'd come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

Truly a parable of hubris.

Hauling all the stone up that path musta been a royal pain in the dick.

Well she's dead now unfortunately.

It'd be great if this was reported on while it was happening, instead of being sat on to get a juicy book deal.

I'd trade the fast and furious series for a pack of cigarettes and a sixer.

Absolutely fucked.

This quote really is the icing on this turd of a story:

“He went through a total of five attorneys prior to me meeting them last year, and they pretty much took his money. We ran into some big law firms who were supposed to help and they kind of misled him,”

This country is a goddamn pyramid scheme, and everybody's selling.

Here the PayPal donate link from the article. I threw them $20.

https://www.alabamalove.org/