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People like this are losers. Want to have sex so bad? Go out there and fuck some boys.
You can increase the size of the lake, but that won't make fish more likely to bite.
that allegory sucks. You're not increasing the size of the lake, you're increasing the amoundt of fish in the lake, which does indeed increase your chances one might bite.
actually yeah you're right
ur big dumb dumb
FR though, dating dudes is so much more straightforward.
Or at least queerforward.