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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 151 points 1 month ago (27 children)

lmao

(“Gooning” is internet slang that describes exaggerated and excessively long sessions of self-pleasuring.)

In other recent posts, Musk urged followers to try the sometimes-pornographic companion Ani. Last week, he announced that new skimpy outfits had been added to her wardrobe and commented “Nice” when a user modeled her in one.

He evidently crossed a line, though, when he posted an animation of Ani dancing in her underwear; even his right-wing fans were disgusted, telling him it was “time to stop” and that Ani looked like a “13 year old in lingerie.”

Musk, likely observing the severe backlash, deleted the offending post. Yet he continued to annoy his supporters by engaging with Ani. When he replied to a video of the character in a short skirt and a see-through top with a “good morning” message and an emoji of a smiling face encircled by hearts,

A fed-up X user wrote, “BRO STOP GOONING TO AI ANIME AND TAKE US TO MARS.”

Question of the day, are you a pedo if it's anime?

[–] lowleekun@ani.social -4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Wait, is pedos beating it to drawn stuff now bad? I guess we should tell them real kids is where its at. /s

Also is it bad if pedos are in denial because they only beat it to drawn stuff? I think id prefer a person self identifying as a lolicon or not? Like i really do not get why people are so adamant on making the group of pedophiles as big as possible.

[–] supernight52@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The issue is- it gives pedophiles an outlet for their fantasies. The only outlet pedophiles need is therapy for non-offenders, and lead aspirin for the offenders.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Being a pedo is a mental condition, just like being gay. You can't really change a sexual attraction that is innate.

Unless there are studies which correlate watching anime underage fantasies to actually acting on them irl, you really don't have a leg to stand on besides it's icky and offensive. You may as well preach that killing in video games causes mass shootings...

To be clear, I find it weird af but I am a stark supporter that media censorship if it's not hurting anyone is more abhorrent.

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