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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's so strange that he clearly has body image issues, what with the orange make-up, extreme comb-over, and lies about his weight and height, yet he seems to have no issues with 20-foot photos of himself up on buildings looking like someone toilet papered an alcoholic's 4-day-old paper bag.

Or he has no body image issues at all, and genuinely believes he's attractive, looking like a sickly prehistoric mosquito peering out from the inside of a lump of amber. Maybe he really believes he's that tall, that thin, and that intelligent. Which just raises further questions about his psychology. Is that just typical narcissistic sociopathic shit?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

First one. And posters are a proof of it. That is why he has them in this weird slightly top angle. He thinks that angle makes him look fit and super cool but no matter what he does, he looks like a 90 year old pedophile that he is.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

isnt that also a body dysmorphia issue" dont believe anythings wrong with yuor face, body" but clearly he is not healthy at all.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

I have a sneaky suspicion that the bronzer is all that holds him together and if he stopped applying it he would crumble to dust.