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I thought this was a meme about the lady shouting to an empty house so that the delivery guy will think she has company, in case he's a predator.
And the deliver guy knows exactly what's going on and thus is hurt that she finds him threatening.
.. Or I could be way off base because I didn't find my explanation funny, just like 'slice of life' kinda post.
There's probably a way more obvious explanation that I'm missing..
I assumed it was that she ordered a lot of pizza and doesn't want to be judged for her choices, so she's pretending it's for a lot of people
That could make sense, but why does the delivery guy cry then?
He might be embarrassed for her in that scenario - but i cant imagine he'd be brought to tears.