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Not onion-y enough. Those two would definitely be besties irl.
Not sure if they're besties, but they definitely know each other through the Kennedy family.
Oh yes, they certainly do.
Ha, the nypost and its incredibly complimentary article. The feats it lists for rfk are hilarious nothings, like "re-establishing the presidential fitness test" that we know does nothing for school children's health, and getting various dyes out of food.
Not a peep about killing $500 million in advanced vaccine research or about vaccine restrictions that will kill literal thousands, if not tens of thousands of Americans a year. This article slightly pre-dated the CDC clusterfuck but im sure they wouldnt have mentioned it either.
Cant be healthy if youre dead you right wing rag.
Don't look into all of the connections regarding your comment. It gets weird...
So... Arnold married JFK's niece and they had kids.
One of those kids grew up and married Chris Pratt.