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This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".
Most people have an above-average number of arms.
So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death
Yeah, I think the joke originally is to call someone with an unknown name Muhammed Kim because Muhammed is the most common first name and Kim is the most common family name.