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[–] brap@lemmy.world 158 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

Gravel.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Just says that the gravel is free, not that you can generate it or make it appear. You've got a lifetime supply of gravel from suppliers but you still gotta move it around

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Still a free product. Normally gravel traders have to purchase the gravel, move it and sell it. Now you just have to move and sell it. Massive profits. Transport fees are for the customer too, so basically free as well.

[–] cattywampas@midwest.social 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And you'd be able to undercut any competition and corner the market.

[–] guy@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

That's sounds like a recipe to be Jimmy Hoffa'd

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago

Built a greenhouse with a gravel foundation this summer. Doesn't matter if I have to move it. Free gravel is useful.

[–] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

What if it can't change to paid gravel? Like you try to sell it and people are like if it was free I'd take it, but I won't pay for that.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 2 days ago

The bonus is just how I kill people in minecraft.

[–] oplkill@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

You will have free grave in north Korea

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I don't want to deal with people tho