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I finally created the perfect JavaScript runtime: No-JS (feddit.de)

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Every line of code has been audited by all security researchers. The implementation is language agnostic and extremely slim (0 LOC). It runs all the JavaScript I want (none).

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[-] knF@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Can you share the github link? I'm really eager to use it in one of my key projects where JS is a core component :D

[-] ASK_ME_ABOUT_LOOM@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

This project is so popular that it's preinstalled on every OS!

[-] knF@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, is it the famous rm -rf / command?

[-] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago

GNOME-based distros use JS for extensions.

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