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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you are excited about hyperconsumerist slop, I will shame you

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if you're excited about military adventurism or the latest pogrom of an ethnic or religious minority?

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, straight to jail

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if you make an appointment at the dentist and don't show up?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

"Teeth were a problem, I ignored them, it went away"

~Asmongold

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Believe it or not, absolutely nothing!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Oh boy! I can't wait to see more billionaires persecuted!