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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can do this in C in three lines.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Newlines mean nothing in c. You can literally write any program in three lines of c, if you don't give a crap about readability.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oup, don’t forget about those preprocessor directives.