this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
367 points (95.8% liked)
Microblog Memes
9184 readers
2947 users here now
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
Related communities:
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
I can say a lot about this but i dont wanna text it all. lemme find a video that taught me sandwich making. I tried a lot of these things and they hold true.
https://youtu.be/0rmrZZj1Hjs
biggest game changes were to lube the sandwich and to actually wrap it, even at home
I've seen this before, it's gold. I have yet to actually use any of this information. I can't even find decent hoagie rolls in my local grocery shops... Nevermind assemble a sandwich with one. I'm no baker so, I'm unlikely to put together ingredients to make such a roll, nevermind have the materials or equipment, to do so.
I'm stuck at step 1.
Maybe some day I'll try my hand at baking, or find a lovely bakery in a reasonable vicinity to my home that I can start making good sandwiches instead of meat inside of bread with cheese and some kind of sauce..... Oh well.
Lube the sandwich? 😳
you heard me, lube it and wrap it
Lubrication. To reduce friction.
Like mayo?
No you Crisco the whole thing so it slides down like those old pneumatic tubes.