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[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Florida already seems to have a bit of a problem with child population. Public School enrollment has been declining in my ~~country~~ county and the surrounding ~~countries~~ counties for the last few years.

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You are welcome. I asked for the sake of clarity, not to be a grammer nazi, which is why I won't point out the other typo.