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[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago

I've made it 9 months since I quit.

Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars

[-] ogeist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That's starting next year, I believe.

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