Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money : theonion

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 189 points 1 year ago

Don’t you fucking tempt me

[-] grte@lemmy.ca 100 points 1 year ago

To quote the article,

just do it—do it right now.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 38 points 1 year ago

Ok fine. Wait I don't have a PS5 and now I don't have a job. Dang it.

[-] UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago

You can come use mine and I'll use you as inspiration to quit.

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can come use mine and I’ll use you

🤔

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[+] superkret@feddit.de 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 67 points 1 year ago

Because you commit suicide after 2 weeks?

[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

What are you waiting for?

[-] The_one_and_only@feddit.nl 35 points 1 year ago

Well, some like a little bit of comfort. Just sitting a cold house all day and drinking only water is not for everybody.

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well look at Mr Money Bags over here with access to clean water.

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

And a house!

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

A cold house at that! Where I am it's 30 degrees C in September and everything's on fire so you can't even open the windows. I'd love to be in a cold house right now.

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[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 67 points 1 year ago

Please don't tempt me, I am barely holding on.

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago

I've made it 9 months since I quit.

Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars

[-] ogeist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That's starting next year, I believe.

[-] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Hmm that's an interesting chicken or egg problem. Which will come first, the food wars or the water wars?

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[+] bob_wiley@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] sadreality@kbin.social 42 points 1 year ago

This guy was able to deliver pizza for a month and live off that money for a few months?!

Wtf is this shit 1990s

Gtfo here boomer

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[-] ra1d3n@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago

It's Brasilian Jiu-jitsu. Saved you a Google search.

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I don't understand why everyone in the internet thinks people will understand their niche subcultures' acronyms. US military people are the worst culprits.

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[-] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

Blowjob Job? Intriguing...

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[+] npz@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago

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[-] amphetaminisiert@feddit.nl 38 points 1 year ago

I've been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now 🙃😂

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[-] jet@hackertalks.com 33 points 1 year ago

If that doesn't work there's always plan b: drinking yourself to death

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Following in smashmouth guy's footsteps, brave

[-] derpo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Hey now

[-] derpo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

You’re an all-star

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[-] regalia@literature.cafe 18 points 1 year ago

Definitely do this, except replace playstation with heroin.

[-] RegularGoose@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

For real. Who has money for a PS5?

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[-] _number8_@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

i did this last winter; i firmly believe everyone has and needs slovenly unemployment periods to remind you of the perils of not working [but in equal measure, the bliss of not working and the amount of luxury you can just coast on]

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago

I'm doing this right now. It's the first time in 10 years I haven't had someplace I needed to be 5 days a week. It's really changing my perspective on what I need out of a job and what I could be improving in my life if I weren't spending that time working.

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[-] DasRubberDuck@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

If only I had a PS5...

[-] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

So I can quit my job and play PS5 for 15 minutes?

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[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago

Literally what I have been doing since last month. I made it a bit more challenging by going on a vacation for a week too.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

The guy in the picture is not playing FIFA. If he was he'd be frowning and smashing his controller

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