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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 85 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'll fix it in an hour. When I get to it in a couple of weeks.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Put it in the backlog and we'll prioritise it in the next sprint planning. Except we've already got a good idea of what's going in to the next sprint, so we'll probably get to it in a month. Or two. End of the year tops. Bring it up in the quarterly planning if we haven't finished it yet, and maybe we can squeeze it in before Q2. Unless the win the ACME project in which case all hands will be on that, so actually plan for it to be in production by Xmas. No, the one after that.