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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)
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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

It's not whether we could, it's would you? This man or woman stepped up and took out the trash. Hero in my book.