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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)
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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They did, they posted this before he was confirmed dead and updated it with "Antivaxxer finally takes a shot"

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago

golf clap

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That looks deleted now too.