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Have a bit of trust (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

For me I often have a fix in 5 minutes. I just don't have the time to review and push

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The fix might be 5 mins. Figuring out wtf was wrong in the first place is the time consuming bit. Especially if the report doesn't contain a repeatable process to trigger the error condition.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Never fix anything in 5 minutes.they will expect you to fix every other problem in the same time.