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It goes into Postgres (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Patches@ttrpg.network 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Postgre is still better than MongoDB so I am okay with this.

Every. Every single project. Who could have predicted our data would become relational?

[–] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 14 points 5 days ago

100% accurate.

As somebody reducing mongodb at work: postgres first would have saved so much trouble!

[–] Tja@programming.dev -3 points 5 days ago

You might have be doing something wrong then. MongoDB handles relationships just fine, just because your data has relations doesn't mean that it needs to be stored in tables. In fact, a graph database does relationships even better, but we don't use neo4j for all our apps, do we?