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[โ€“] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Going to become a bit optimistic once you're past 40. Starting to become outright absurd once you're 62 (current confirmed oldest person to ever live was 122).

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

current confirmed oldest person to ever live was 122

So far. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Go for the new record.

[โ€“] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Considering the 'I'm having an ongoing crisis' part, that sounds unlikely and might actually be undesirable.