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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 42 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

If what we perceive as reality is a simulation the purpose is quite clear, to observe the behavior of overconfident idiots unfettered by the mediating tendencies of a too reasonable reality.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 30 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (4 children)

and honestly, even if it is a simulation, so what? do you have a way to get out? can you even exist outside of it? do you hurt or love any less knowing that? what are you supposed to do about it? give up? lay your simulation body on the simulation dirt and simulation die?

none of it really matters does it, especially because you can't know if it's possible to leave/exist outside. as far as you know this life is still the only thing that is certain

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Absurdism is your friend. If nothing matters in the long run, if all of existence is absurd, why not enjoy the here and now?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

yes, been a fan of Camus's philosophy since i was 16ish

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 11 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

If it's a simulation someone must be running it. Maybe we could get their attention somehow.

Praying obviously doesn't work. Maybe if we all stripped naked and just kind of started getting it on in a giant juicy fuck pile that would get their attention.

And they could make things suck less.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That's assuming the someone running the simulation is even aware we are here. For all we know, they're just trying to model out the behavior of stars and black holes.

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

That's why we should get all up in each others' holes

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

If I was playing The Sims, and one of my Sims started showing un-mistakeable signs of self awareness, I would panic and ctrl-alt-delete that shit so fast.

Maybe its better if we DMT-and-lasers our way into a plan before we start banging on the glass.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 3 hours ago

Last Thursdayism is when they reload the save

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'd just sims harder but that's just me

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They go for a swim without a ladder when they displease the elder gods.

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

This is the way

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago

Shit, it's broken again, where's the reset button?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 13 hours ago

Roll up a simulation joint and get simulation high

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Exactly this. Thank you for spelling it out

[–] HyonoKo@lemmy.ml 34 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Maybe it’s some higher dimensional grad student simulating something to get some plots to add to a poster his postdoc wants him to present at a small time conference somewhere. Our consciousness is just a side effect because he insisted in doing the coding in Haskell.

[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Our consciousness is just a side effect because he insisted in doing the coding in Haskell.

Lisp is the true God's programming language...

[–] HyonoKo@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

Wow awesome cover!

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 8 points 18 hours ago

Your reply kinda reminds me of Thirteenth Floor.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Maybe it's some kid's half-assed science project.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

That's so many nested assumptions, lol:

Assumption table

  1. Graduate student in academia
  2. Running a simulation for data
  3. For a conference
  4. Haskell

The probability value of all four being true simultaneously approaches ≈0%

Don't forget the sheer, mind-destroying size of the universe, and its age.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Come on, it doesn't work like this. You can disprove the funny theory only if you give us an even more ridiculous one in it's stead.

[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Don't forget the sheer, mind-destroying size of the universe, and its age.

Most of it is empty. The trick is lazy evaluation.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Our telescopes eats up CPU cycles fast, the poor blokes cloud server will come with an unsuspecting bill this month...

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, it uses a simplified model unless you look too close. That's how you get those funny quantum effects. Although, I have to say, great sativa, dude

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget the sheer, mind-destroying size of the universe, and its age.

I mean, if it's really a simulation, all of that would be... simulated.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 0 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I know; I'm just fishing out counter-examples and counter-arguments.