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Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
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It was medicinal cocaine!
i mean, the dental industry goes through it pretty fast. or was that the opthamologists
I'll have to ask my eye doctor about cocaine eye drops
iirc it's to immediately staunch bleeding during eye surgery. or oral surgery. maybe both! as you can see all i remember is that cocaine drops exist as legit medicine
Oh. I thought this was a big joke. TIL.