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Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] frittoBee@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Someone really ought to take care of the 120 kg of cocaine.

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

80 kilos of cocaine is quite a lot, it really should be disposed of safely.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

good thing 40 kilos is exactly what fits in the evidence room

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now, to find out who was going to receive those 20kg of cocaine

[–] admin@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All got burned with the plane on crashsite

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just like the weed we found sir, it was also burned, in very small portions.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

Is anybody feeling snacks? I'm feeling snacks man