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Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He just wants to be perfect. To become somebody else.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

… he broke apart his insides
(Help him) he's got no soul to sell
(Help him) the only thing that works for him
Help him get away from himself