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If you try to give me a pizza with lettuce on it hands will be thrown (up in the air in disgust)
sorry to say it but you're just subjectively wrong
I tried to downvote but got caught on "subjectively".
Dammit, I can't downvote, but I refuse to upvote either!
my job here is done.
opinion, awaaaaay!
I tried to downvote but got caught on your username so I just doot dooted
Oh fuck yeah, lemme drizzle some balsamic on that
That aint lettuce though
is this a language/culture thing? because rucola is absolutely in the "a kind of lettuce" class of vegetable here, together with romaine and kale.
It is in that class but when you say lettuce I imagine iceberg lettuce or something similar. You know things actually called lettuce.
yeah we call it "rucola lettuce"
In english? Because we only call it rucola.
no, translated
I see. Differneces between languages then. We only call lettuce the ones which are quite crunchy and full of water. Kale rucola and sinilar are just the name.
they should put more of those ingredients on the pie before cooking
Lettuce, cucumber and Dijon mustard pizza
You monster
Indeed.
It's not my first choice but I fuck with a cheeseburger pizza:
The lettuce must be added after cooking but it's a fun crunch
Sounds like you've never had a taco pizza, and I'm sad for you
I prefer burritos anyway, and I don't need any fucking lettuce in my burrito either