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So a soup with noodles is nachos but a soup without noodles is a salad.
What is the definition of noodles in this scenario?
Is a Potato soup a salad and a Gnocchi soup Nachos?
Is it the adding of carbs in general or is it specifically noodles?
What about wild rice soup? Wild rice is a seed. So is it a Salad or a Nacho?
Also, why is a Turducken a salad? Prepared correctly its a sushi or even a calzone.
Also also the cube itself, does it have to be a carb outer layer? Pigs in a blanket are considered a sushi but what of smoked sausages wrapped in bacon?
Potatoes are a starch, ergo, nachos.
That actually made me angry.
Unfortunately, it's the only classification system that makes sense in our chaotic world.
No it doesn't, neither culinary nor linguistically. The cube rule was made specifically to piss people off
superceded by https://saladtheory.github.io/
There's not a single illustration in that wall of text. 0/10, would not make a sandwich out of it.
wait, my favorite pasta which i'm definitely getting banned if i say the name of it (way better than raviolis, better ratio of inside to outside) is a sandwich according to the poptartists?
also i disagree that their sushi category should be called sushi. it should be donuts because humans are not flesh sushi (that's redundant) they are flesh donuts.
Ah a fellow cube ruler
Ah a fellow cube ruler