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Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)

submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Feed crows, do crimes.

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