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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

I think so too, but how are their teaching skills? I want to cause a multi-generational problem of raccoons robbing vending machines.

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony?

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

Feed crows, do crimes.

[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A black bear in the Adirondacks (her name was Yellow-Yellow) learned and is believed to have taught her cubs how to open BearVault canisters. she was shot in 2012 but Adirondack bears continue chewing through canisters...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think)