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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 year ago

Tbf cats seldom have a driver's license since they barely get that old

[-] Perfide@reddthat.com 17 points 1 year ago

You don't need a license to drive on private property.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

I want to abolish private property

[-] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Won't you please think of the cats

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Ok, cats can own private property.

They will claim it anyway.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

All our base are belong to them.

[-] Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It probably depends on the nation/state but here you only need a license to drive on public roads. The recommended age for a tractor is probably 14+ but I am willing to bet every farmers kid has driven one as soon as they were large enough to reach the pedals. Probably about 10-12, which is not too old for a house cat. Though probably rather old for an outdoor farm cat.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

That's the point. The cats that have excess to tractors don't get that old and house cats aren't exposed to them. They will never develop the desire to drive a tractor.

[-] Perfide@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

Don't be so sure. We took the children out of the mines, and what do they do, they play minecraft. Children yearn for the mines, and in the same vein, all cats yearn to drive a tractor.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

We took the children out of the mines

Speak for yourself

[-] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

No, the desire to operate heavy machinery is innate in every cat. It comes from within.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

iT's cAt'S naTuRe.

Sure.

[-] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

I was 7 when parents first used me to start and stop the tractor driving along rows of fruit trees. Maybe less about reach than having enough weight to actuate the clutch pedal.

[-] LasVenturas@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Sue the cat then mister fancy lawyer.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

I would never officially assume the age of a cat. That's rude.

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Do you need a driver's license to drive a tractor?

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

A tractor driver's license at least

[-] Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

So don't use a public road, problem solved!

[-] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago

Also due to the fact their first instinct would be to wreck havoc and then flee the scene.

[-] prole@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Except Toonces. But he didn't give a shit about the rules.

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