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Israel formally states it did not kill Charlie Kirk (www.theverge.com)

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In a video statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu called the growing MAGA conspiracy a ‘monstrous big lie.’

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[–] Ging@anarchist.nexus 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Everyone's taking the 'what an odd thing to feel obligated to announce at all' view/reaction
Does anyone else have an internal critic that starts also screaming "wait, they also know everyone can't react any other way--are they banking on us being unable to let go of the numerous suspicions that will continue to live rent-free in our minds for days?"

I know I'm being paranoid, but please someone help bring me back down to a level-headed take on this matter I beg you!

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're being paranoid. On this matter. Calm your tits. Hope that helps.

Yes, there was a ludicrous conspiracy theory that Israel took him out. This is a genocidal nation-state leader calling bullshit. It's bullshit. You tits. Calm them.

[–] Pot8o@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago