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[–] sramder@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I’ve long needed a proper name for my breakfast drink… I believe I have just found it. You, sir, are both a scholar and a gentleman!

For reference:

  • 6-9 shots of espresso
  • 1 shot Disaronno
  • 1 shot Kahlúa
  • 47g sugar
  • As much coco as I can get on a spoon Ehhhh… call it an 8mm cream top (never measured and I’m not sure a standard exists)
  • ~240ml of steamed whole milk