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I'm more a "curse the morning people who run my university that ignore staff and student demands to stop 9am lectures" kind of guy.
It's a little long winded for 8am so I usually settle with "feckin' dawnies".
9am? Oh boy wouldn't that be sweet
9? It would be perfect. Here lessons start at 7. And to take the train I need to wake up at ~5:30. I'm literally the first to fall asleep in my family. I need to. My body demands 8 hours of sleep. Less and I'm in power save mode the whole day. And as soon as I hit 8 hours ±10 minutes, I wake up, no chance of going back to sleep.