If I put my hands on the guy who is responsible for this! Believe me, I'll have a nice strong argument with him. Preferably late tonight.
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I'm more a "curse the morning people who run my university that ignore staff and student demands to stop 9am lectures" kind of guy.
It's a little long winded for 8am so I usually settle with "feckin' dawnies".
9am? Oh boy wouldn't that be sweet
9? It would be perfect. Here lessons start at 7. And to take the train I need to wake up at ~5:30. I'm literally the first to fall asleep in my family. I need to. My body demands 8 hours of sleep. Less and I'm in power save mode the whole day. And as soon as I hit 8 hours ±10 minutes, I wake up, no chance of going back to sleep.
I wish I could do this.
I just wake up after 5 or so hours regardless of when I sleep
Yeah me too but the only other option I have is to go to bed early and wake up well rested at 1am so idk I prefer going to bed late
Not me, I go early in bed I just wake up late :3
If 23:00 can be considered early
Things that have helped me with this are (a) having all sources of evening light be dimmable, preferably automatically, (b) having learnt that a certain feeling of sleepiness actually means that I'm actually entering the "too late zone", (c) having a whiteboard where I note down the time I go to sleep and the time I get up.