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Product ownership 101 (eviltoast.org)

submitted 6 days ago by orhtej2@eviltoast.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

People want a yes or no so they can generate their own hallucinated string based on it. The returned string is just trying to get ahead of that.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Sometimes.

In those cases, "there isn't a yes/no answer to your question because..."

I ask my jrs simple yes/no questions all the time.

Did you open a PR? Does it pass the CI pipeline? Did you write a test for scenario X?

I'm here to help you, but my time is unfortunately limited. If it takes half of our available time just to drag out of you where you're at we're all worse off for it.