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Product ownership 101 (eviltoast.org)
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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Sometimes.

In those cases, "there isn't a yes/no answer to your question because..."

I ask my jrs simple yes/no questions all the time.

Did you open a PR? Does it pass the CI pipeline? Did you write a test for scenario X?

I'm here to help you, but my time is unfortunately limited. If it takes half of our available time just to drag out of you where you're at we're all worse off for it.