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For the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment” (news.kraftheinzcompany.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by RotatingParts@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/50028199

Its wild that this is not The Onion or satire. Thats a press release on a corporate website.

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 91 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sweet fucking goddamn Jesus...

I am not choosing to live in an apartment, I have no choice in the matter.

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago

This is literally such a tone deaf press release that I think I'm about to add them to my list of brands to avoid at all cost. Just out of spite

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

but do people really choose maxwell?

[–] artifex@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Any port in a storm.