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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ll bet ya a whole dollar that he doesn’t know who Jamal Khashoggi was.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A whole dollar? That'll buy groceries for a week!

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

I’m in a war ravaged urban center. It’s all I have! Please take pity on my wallet!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

he will probably joke, sounds like KELLOGS cereal since it sounds similar.