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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Kids really are sponges and it is horrific what they will pick up.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not related to cursing but my 4 year old daughter explained to me yesterday that it's really important to flush the toilet after pooping because otherwise wolves from the forest will enter the house through the piping.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Smart kid. I've been flushing & the wolves never got me.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Both my kids went through a phase around 2 where they would grunt as they stood up.

Decided I needed to work more squats into my exercise routine :D